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Valdomiro Vaz Franco, better known as Valdomiro, is a former Brazilian footballer who played as a forward.
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The A4 autostrada in Poland is a 669 km (416 mi) long east–west motorway that runs through southern Poland, along the northern side the Sudetes and Carpathian Mountains, from the Polish-German border at Zgorzelec-Görlitz, through Wrocław, Opole, Gliwice, Katowice, Kraków, Tarnów and Rzeszów, to the Polish-Ukrainian border at Korczowa-Krakovets. It is a part of European route E40.
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Czech Republic is competing at the 2013 World Championships in Athletics in Moscow, Russia, from 10–18 August 2013.
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