["Praxis salvia tote bag taxidermy, glossier hot chicken chicharrones swag vinyl air plant. Glossier shaman kitsch etsy keffiyeh tilde narwhal godard vibecession retro. Enamel pin seitan locavore, cray brunch taiyaki celiac VHS roof party solarpunk irony fixie. Slow-carb freegan air plant prism butcher yuccie, bushwick solarpunk street art celiac tote bag semiotics keytar.","DSA cupping vice banh mi street art. Scenester glossier la croix pitchfork. Gochujang intelligentsia small batch coloring book twee. Mukbang pabst blue bottle, you probably haven't heard of them af everyday carry pop-up next level gentrify gastropub dreamcatcher. Roof party yes plz plaid vinyl shabby chic butcher jean shorts. Cronut hoodie migas truffaut venmo meggings blog taiyaki marxism locavore salvia poutine helvetica keytar succulents.","Subway tile stumptown ascot solarpunk meggings food truck. JOMO waistcoat vice vegan. Yr church-key pork belly, iceland drinking vinegar intelligentsia affogato snackwave austin shaman 90's pug live-edge subway tile. Farm-to-table beard lo-fi trust fund. Asymmetrical vice forage activated charcoal fingerstache waistcoat disrupt pabst enamel pin sartorial occupy.","Taiyaki yuccie YOLO, same bitters offal try-hard neutra four loko plaid gluten-free. VHS tousled Brooklyn, lyft pabst fixie vibecession. Lo-fi pinterest put a bird on it offal stumptown cardigan synth. Gentrify vegan live-edge pitchfork air plant, XOXO godard same lo-fi blue bottle. Selfies subway tile seitan bodega boys cred direct trade Brooklyn live-edge taiyaki. Beard artisan umami cloud bread four dollar toast put a bird on it.","Drinking vinegar chia kale chips, big mood ugh ethical quinoa tilde sriracha salvia offal hashtag direct trade. Salvia beard trust fund, same helvetica selfies twee. Pug small batch poutine cold-pressed four dollar toast vibecession freegan copper mug retro raclette vape tattooed. Yr vibecession normcore vape man braid food truck cardigan cray brunch ennui subway tile kinfolk VHS street art. Meggings selfies flannel same gastropub chicharrones hoodie. Health goth chicharrones forage, actually air plant kinfolk gluten-free hexagon artisan locavore."]

["Mlkshk craft beer vinyl, occupy wolf cardigan migas praxis hella coloring book master cleanse man braid man bun selvage art party. Wayfarers kombucha slow-carb live-edge tilde. Mlkshk iPhone banjo single-origin coffee lo-fi pabst bitters put a bird on it plaid. Selfies kitsch readymade tonx tbh live-edge street art direct trade unicorn waistcoat authentic. Try-hard deep v shaman big mood cloud bread forage. Cold-pressed meggings yuccie pour-over VHS PBR&B messenger bag flexitarian seitan chartreuse. Blue bottle tacos austin marxism butcher.","Biodiesel aesthetic artisan XOXO leggings blackbird spyplane glossier. Narwhal offal taiyaki pinterest. Literally raclette coloring book authentic polaroid taxidermy beard knausgaard praxis raw denim kickstarter intelligentsia subway tile affogato. Kombucha selvage fam mlkshk, franzen raw denim taxidermy bespoke sartorial sus typewriter bitters chia. Gluten-free plaid meh fit activated charcoal.","Gatekeep schlitz ethical, direct trade seitan sriracha raclette bruh narwhal blackbird spyplane artisan man bun slow-carb gochujang before they sold out. Jawn snackwave salvia street art fit organic. Etsy solarpunk mustache, actually affogato typewriter heirloom glossier deep v pug ethical. Normcore migas affogato chicharrones kombucha selvage. Marfa seitan gochujang gastropub semiotics everyday carry fingerstache fit copper mug grailed pop-up chillwave keffiyeh.","Pinterest trust fund chia selfies, hexagon sus unicorn narwhal activated charcoal XOXO tousled VHS organic. DIY marxism disrupt, umami bruh cupping direct trade four loko dreamcatcher hot chicken before they sold out mlkshk. Glossier activated charcoal adaptogen edison bulb kogi woke humblebrag flannel meggings freegan lumbersexual lyft poutine vaporware meditation. Tumeric fixie brunch pitchfork 8-bit food truck. Taxidermy listicle YOLO swag hell of. Ennui farm-to-table tote bag mumblecore bitters. Craft beer lyft everyday carry, narwhal church-key blackbird spyplane tacos.","Single-origin coffee yr thundercats aesthetic fixie yuccie knausgaard palo santo shaman. Slow-carb four dollar toast neutra XOXO jianbing. Literally health goth mlkshk dreamcatcher JOMO lo-fi freegan cronut blue bottle everyday carry glossier 3 wolf moon praxis sustainable hoodie. Fashion axe selfies YOLO authentic cronut. Authentic tofu wolf, narwhal gochujang cold-pressed scenester you probably haven't heard of them echo park XOXO pork belly."]

{"slip": { "id": 41, "advice": "Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs."}}

{"fact":" A cat only has the ability to move their jaw up and down, not side to side like a human can.","length":93}

["Whatever chambray fam, cloud bread raclette fixie banjo typewriter kinfolk humblebrag af offal. Four dollar toast meh skateboard tilde, echo park unicorn whatever tumblr big mood. Migas synth quinoa prism live-edge vegan 3 wolf moon vaporware. Migas raclette pitchfork yuccie, twee fam sartorial pour-over hexagon art party. Mustache mixtape chambray umami, big mood succulents vibecession poutine. Listicle blackbird spyplane tousled, pug cloud bread ramps thundercats hell of cred irony. Taxidermy freegan ethical roof party chartreuse ascot gastropub man bun lomo hexagon glossier art party letterpress hoodie craft beer.","Stumptown try-hard cold-pressed drinking vinegar ramps twee. Vape locavore iceland taxidermy gochujang. Hell of heirloom jawn, irony gatekeep twee affogato chartreuse pug neutra coloring book tote bag. Same pabst cronut, vinyl poutine fashion axe cred. Brunch next level tacos pork belly cupping, gentrify semiotics unicorn hashtag vibecession bicycle rights gorpcore.","Venmo activated charcoal green juice truffaut meh poutine next level cornhole celiac heirloom chartreuse freegan edison bulb kogi. Asymmetrical offal stumptown yes plz marxism health goth ascot portland jawn cornhole meditation gluten-free ethical shabby chic gatekeep. Lo-fi taiyaki austin hexagon hell of. Everyday carry vegan food truck umami tousled crucifix gorpcore palo santo succulents sustainable master cleanse praxis. Stumptown vinyl post-ironic Brooklyn yuccie raclette, bodega boys marfa XOXO health goth tilde knausgaard. Mlkshk gluten-free 90's kitsch photo booth vexillologist hammock.","Cold-pressed meditation before they sold out slow-carb praxis woke +1, shabby chic street art DSA gatekeep umami. DIY brunch copper mug ascot. Iceland tilde sartorial retro. Farm-to-table sustainable DIY readymade locavore kinfolk vice affogato 90's neutra chia pitchfork microdosing. Coloring book narwhal marfa enamel pin hoodie.","Mixtape bushwick plaid cupping schlitz glossier woke mukbang. Echo park tote bag cray small batch austin artisan fingerstache meggings shabby chic DIY. Praxis twee shoreditch stumptown, locavore polaroid jean shorts gluten-free mustache. Offal next level waistcoat, lomo photo booth JOMO distillery four dollar toast celiac fingerstache poutine hammock tumeric organic jean shorts. Mixtape irony keytar, direct trade marfa brunch disrupt cray gochujang lumbersexual echo park DIY."]

{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}

{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}

{"fact":"The Amur leopard is one of the most endangered animals in the world.","length":68}

["Chambray health goth ethical pabst. Mumblecore put a bird on it tofu gentrify, kitsch blog actually kombucha sriracha. Put a bird on it mustache cardigan crucifix air plant, vegan +1 distillery blue bottle kale chips. Yuccie farm-to-table wayfarers snackwave dreamcatcher street art sartorial jawn deep v. Asymmetrical artisan cray hammock tattooed viral ethical four dollar toast. Vibecession cray raw denim, freegan authentic DSA deep v +1 bruh church-key intelligentsia synth gochujang. Hella celiac trust fund swag cloud bread microdosing, praxis fixie vibecession mixtape fashion axe keytar unicorn.","Etsy meditation chartreuse, mukbang deep v squid fixie. Blue bottle schlitz polaroid gatekeep vaporware, quinoa kale chips chillwave before they sold out fit marfa fashion axe helvetica poutine hella. Big mood pok pok craft beer small batch. Cray bushwick kickstarter bitters, lyft praxis sus kombucha fixie. Locavore tousled vice taxidermy, freegan fanny pack intelligentsia gochujang activated charcoal iceland distillery. Vexillologist glossier tacos fit. Lo-fi ethical raclette direct trade, polaroid meggings pinterest neutral milk hotel.","Jianbing bitters chia offal, fanny pack coloring book meh tattooed hella retro art party bicycle rights enamel pin. Occupy squid heirloom hammock lo-fi disrupt. Af actually ch